Food Sayings
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After dinner sit a while, and after supper walk a mile.
This is every cook's opinion -
If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn't organic produce just be called "produce" and make the pesticide-laden stuff take the burden of an adjective? Ymber Delecto
If God had intended us to follow recipes,
After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. Miss Piggy Food Sayings Rice is born in water and must die in wine. Italian Proverb
Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another solution. Irwin Van Grove Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. Garrison Keillor A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. Earl Wilson
My favorite animal is steak. Fran Lebowitz I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good - if it's the pepper or the oni. Ulrik Stephens
When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste. Laiko Bahrs Food Sayings We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. Alfred E. Newman The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. G.K. Chesterton
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that�s bad for you! Tommy Smothers Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. Emily Lotney No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. Channing Pollock Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. Fran Lebowitz A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. P.J. O'Rourke Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled. Frederic Raphael
In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. Benjamin Franklin Food Sayings I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. Woody Allen
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh, except perhaps a carrot in the shape of a willy
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